TOYOTA AND TIGER IN THE SAME BOAT!
Less than a year ago both Toyota and Tiger were at the top of their game. The spin doctors and the media did a marvelous job at telling us buying a Toyota was the only choice and Tiger represented everything that was great in a top sportsman and family man. In less than a month both their images have been irreversibly tarnished if not wrecked. Nearly 4.5 million Toyotas are being recalled with a string of safety issues. Every day another barmaid comes out of the “wood work”, excuse the pun, with claims she has been bedded by the Tiger. The media haven’t minded reversing their stance on Tiger but are more reluctant (because of the advertising dollar) to make Toyota’s plight headline news. Tiger and Toyota have one thing in common; each has gone into hiding, hunkered down into their bunker and are not revealing anything. They both need damage control consultants.
Disappointed as I am about Tiger, by contrast being a GM/Ford fan, I am delighted over Toyota. My commendation to both is guys, you’re doing the right thing. Please remain silent; that way your reutations will certainly continue to deteriorate. At the end of the day, you’re both a couple of first class phonies and the world would be better off by you retaining that new but well earned stature.






