THE DUCHESS OF PORK

While it may seem odd to my readers, I do believe in a Constitutional Monarchy over a Republic. A titular head outside of politics brings a certain stability and credibility to government that a politically appointed head of state can’t. For instance all judicial appointments in Constitutional Monarchies are made through the crown. Having the law adjudicated by apolitical appointees guarantees a greater fairness. The example is of Great Britain’s highest court, the Privy Council is even used by other countries as the final court of appeal, because Privy Counselors have garnered huge respect over the years for their decision making.

It is fair to say I believe every British Royal Family has made a huge contribution to society within the borders of the United Kingdom and around the world. Once that horrible, ugly little Australian (who by the way loves referring to his mother as Dame Elisabeth Murdoch) who runs Newscorp created the tabloid press in England thirty years ago, the Royal Family have become “perfect” fodder to sell his newspapers. Anything slightly salacious is blown out of proportion and for the last quarter century, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip have had their dignity stripped from them and all their good work totally undermined.

The only legitimate negativity I see emanating from the present Royal Family has been three of the Queen’s four children making terrible judgments in choosing their spouses. The fact that Lady Di ended up with an Egyptian deadbeat says it all, Princess Anne’s failed marriage to a worthless commoner horseman was a total embarrassment, but the one who takes the cake is the ex missus of Prince Andrew. He certainly didn’t do his homework on that piece of work when he decided to walk her down the aisle.

I am going to give full credit to tabloid News of the World for exposing her for what she truly is; a lowlife of the first order. Unfortunately she chose to run and hide in America once the scandal broke only to receive a hero’s welcome from none other than Oprah Winfrey! The loud mouth former Duchess of York was aptly named a few years ago (until she joined Weight Watchers and became their spokesperson) the Duchess of Pork because of her size. Now she has re-earned her title in a different way; for extorting large sums of money, peddling the Duke of York as a corrupt royal, by pretending she could influence her husband over handing out commercial favors. Shame on you, you rude, crude and ugly bitch. America may accept you as great entertainment value but the British Commonwealth hold you in nothing but contempt and disgust.

Tags: Great Britain