I mean, criticizing conservatives like me and Rush Limbaugh is what I'd usually be expecting from you. But now you're turning the other cheek and going after your fellow lefties in the Sierra Club and the pundits on that last place cable news channel, PSMSNBC? What has gotten into you?

You watch that channel religiously, remember? Isn't that how you swallowed down all of that Obama Kool-Aid, you know, whilst you were watching your love-doll Rachel Maddow vibrating off of the edge of her seat, and Chrissy Matthews was giving you that tingling feeling going all up your leg after the last election? It's a good thing that you write a blog, because watching you do this would not be a very pleasant visual.

On the other hand, who knows? Maybe you're one of those fellas who have a web-cam hooked up to his computer and you like to troll all of the X-rated websites during the day, like those good folks over at the SEC.

Okay, well enough from me. I've got my various businesses to get back to. Readership at the WSJ is up and the ratings on the news channel (I don't want to say the name FOX in front of you..) are through the roof!

I want you to keep writing these hilarious blogs and emitting even more of your greenhouse gases for everyone to enjoy, okay?

I promise not to tell any of the folks over at the Sierra Club what you’re up to.

Good day, chap!

Entitlement Zombies will soon be massing all over Europe and then all over America as the system crashes and the money runs out.